The Big Brother has nothing to do with relatives, George Orwell's 1984 or reality TV. It is, in fact, an ENORMOUS Kaweco fountain pen, the sort the BFG might appreciate. You can't actually use it to write with, but you could hang it from the ceiling, or feature it as a particularly unique form of wall art.
So if you'd like it, all you have to do is email email@example.com by 16th December and tell us how long you think it is. We've kindly included Herbie in the photo to give you at least an idea of its size.